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Thread: US SPECIAL FORCES - Redneck Div.

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    PHOTOGLOU
    ** Notice from the Pentagon **
    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Special Forces - Redneck Div..
    These boys are from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas. They will be dropped off into Iraq & afghani
    kill zones and they have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
    ........ We can expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Monday.

  2. #2
    YeLLowBoaT
    Lol.....

  3. #3
    73kona455
    yeeehaaaa

  4. #4
    piper
    With some of the soldiers I've seen out here I wouldn't doubt that this team really exsist. :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

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