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Kilr pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Kilr: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Kilr: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Kilr: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Kilr: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Kilr: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this Kilr immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure, Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine officer, here's the owner' card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying prick told you I was speeding too.
You need a life.
Kilr pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Kilr: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Kilr: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Kilr: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Kilr: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Kilr: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this Kilr immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure, Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine officer, here's the owner' card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying prick told you I was speeding too.
Good one!:hammer2:
You need a life.
Come on, that was funny....
You need a life.
Well, it was a funny joke....
Good to see you for a couple of minutes last weekend. Lets grab a beer next time you are out....
You need a life.
Dude that shiat was funny!
Good to see you for a couple of minutes last weekend. Lets grab a beer next time you are out....
Definetly!! I need Ms Barks digits again so I can get ahold of her , I mean you guys.
Dude that shiat was funny!
Guess I missed the joke. :devil:
Good one
I thought it was funny.
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