My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal
immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to
illegal immigrants or not, etc.
Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the
Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve
the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal
immigrant problems.
I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and
cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so they have to go
home to spend it.
Dang!!! I love it when a plan comes together.
Great... get them to plant a few trees every few blocks and I can't think of a better way to be green.. Paging AL Gore...
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