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Thread: Patriotic Duty

  1. #1
    soupersonic
    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
    other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
    next Saturday at 4 PM, Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk
    out of
    their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
    effort.
    All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
    to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to
    see
    nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
    women.
    Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
    further proof of your anti-Terrorist Muslim sentiment.
    The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
    applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
    God bless America.
    It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

  2. #2
    73kona455
    i'm in

  3. #3
    CARLSON-JET
    God Bless The U.S.

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