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Fat Face , Fat Nose ,
Fat butt stretchin skinny clothes.
Fat Fingers, Fat Toes,
Fat Belly Can't find my hose.
excersize , do or dies
make my breakfast Super size.
should GPS , my little boat
But with my fat ass , it wont float.
So here I sit on food I glote.
posting shyt on ***boat.
it's time for work I must be runnin .
I think I have time for an egg Mc Muffin.
so I'll close this mornings poem.
damn I'm hungry I must get goin.
C.T. :wink:
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I had to wait a minuite or two.
the coffes not done it had to brew.
they made my order with loving care
while the chick at the counter just twirrled her hair.
take my money I shouted with glee.
forget the coffee just give me tea.
got in late to the bosses suprise.
but he aint mad I gave em my fries.
C.T. :wink:
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Hunger pains hitting again
but still theres egg hanging from my chin.
I'm wondering what I'll have for lunch.
a box fig newtons and a nestlies crunch ?
I'll waddle down to the parking lot.
to the roach coatch to see what he's got.
pizza pies and hogies too.
pepsi , coke and mountain dew.
no fig newtons or nestlies crunch
got me a hogie for my lunch.
waddled back to the office space
boss man says I'm a basket case.
I ate my samich and drank my coke.
while I wrote this little note.
I loosend my belt and let out a sigh
wow all these views not one reply.
all this talent is going to waste
Burrrp that was breakfast , not a good taste.....
C.T. :wink:
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I made it home, safe and sound.
I looked in the fridge guess what I found.
NOTHIN.
So ............ Whats for dinner?
C.T. :wink:
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Dammmm I can't afford to invite ya over for dinner ..... Ya want the Pizza hut phone ## tho?
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With all the overweight threads poping up I thought like it
seemed to be a good time for a bump
Maybe I'll think of a few more lines hmmm what have I had to eat today.
C.T. :wink:
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that is funny CT. your timing is beautiful!
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lol...
Fat And Skinny Went To Bed
Fat Rolled Over
Skinny Was Dead
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Weather or not youre fat or small
short and stubby or thin and tall.
We all have our faults this much is true
Don't dwell on them, dont sing the blues.
It's not about your partners size.
It's about the love, they see in your eyes.
Cherish the time you have together
Life is short it's not forever. ♥
OK not my best effort but it's all I can come up with on an empty tummy.
C.T. :wink:
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