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Thread: How did this happen to US?

  1. #1
    Van Nuys
    At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end.
    Tax his land,
    Tax his bed,
    Tax the table
    At which he's fed.
    Tax his tractor,
    Tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes
    Are the rule.
    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.
    Tax his ties,
    Tax his shirt,
    Tax his work,
    Tax his dirt.
    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he
    Tries to think.
    Tax his cigars,
    Tax his beers,
    If he cries, then
    Tax his tears.
    Tax his boat,
    Tax his gas,
    Find other ways
    To tax his ass
    Tax all he has
    Then let him know
    That you won't be done
    Till he has no dough.
    When he screams and hollers,
    Then tax him some more,
    Tax him till
    He's good and sore.
    Then tax his coffin ,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in
    Which he's laid.
    Put these words
    upon his tomb,
    " Taxes drove me to my doom..."
    When he's gone,
    Do not relax,
    Its time to apply
    The inheritance tax.
    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    CDL license Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Excise Taxes
    Federal Income Tax
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Fuel Permit Tax
    Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
    Gross Receipts Tax
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Inventory Tax
    IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Personal Property Tax
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Service Charge Tax
    Social Security Tax
    Road Usage Tax
    Sales Tax
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    School Tax
    State Income Tax
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax
    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
    Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
    Telephone State and Local Tax
    Telephone Usage Charge Tax
    Utility Taxes
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Watercraft Registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax
    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
    What happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
    And I still have to "press 1" for English.

  2. #2
    locogringo
    So true and pretty sad.
    Poor America.
    There are still 100% tax free shelters though most of them don't exist anymore.
    Gotta love the gov't. If the people only spoke up...
    Lackadaisical society

  3. #3
    ULTRA26 # 1
    Forgot a few.
    Federal airways use tax
    federal sporting goods tax
    federal excise tax
    How about all of the extra assessments the cities and counties tack on the citations?
    We need a revolution, a civil uprising if you will, eliminate EVERY politician in office now, start over, make them 1 term, part time, NO F*CKING OFFICE OR PENSION FOR LIFE. When we're done there then we'll start on the state level and start eliminating state and local civil servants and other unnecessary infrastucture trash.-> ass't to the secretary of the head dog catcher= you get the idea. When we get all that crap taken care of (could take a week or two) then I think the heads of all the oil companies should be given a fair trial for crimes against the people and executed.
    Rio
    Awakening post.
    then I think the heads of all the oil companies should be given a fair trial for crimes against the people
    I couldn't agree with this more

  4. #4
    HALLETT BOY
    Forgot a few.
    Federal airways use tax
    federal sporting goods tax
    federal excise tax
    How about all of the extra assessments the cities and counties tack on the citations?
    We need a revolution, a civil uprising if you will, eliminate EVERY politician in office now, start over, make them 1 term, part time, NO F*CKING OFFICE OR PENSION FOR LIFE. When we're done there then we'll start on the state level and start eliminating state and local civil servants and other unnecessary infrastucture trash.-> ass't to the secretary of the head dog catcher= you get the idea. When we get all that crap taken care of (could take a week or two) then I think the heads of all the oil companies should be given a fair trial for crimes against the people and executed.
    Rio
    Finally , someone that talks some sense ! if we could only put it motion !

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