Reply With QuoteI think she would agree, dang cath-licks....
Bra Sizes..
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences be! tween them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
I think she would agree, dang cath-licks....
I think she would agree, dang cath-licks....
I am a Dang Cath lick also!
How about "I"? For :
" I think these are yours. I found them dragging about a foot behind you."
How about "I"? For :
" I think these are yours. I found them dragging about a foot behind you."
LMAO!!!!! Good one!
How about "I"? For :
" I think these are yours. I found them dragging about a foot behind you."
Very funny !!!!!!!!!!! I like that one!!!! :rollside:
"J" anyone?
I am a Dang Cath lick also!
i know, why do u think i said that? :rollside:
i know, why do u think i said that? :rollside:
:rollside: :rollside: :rollside: I see you & my husband have more in common than I thought!!! LOL!
By the way...................you missed one hell of a party last week! :yuk:
Missed you!
"J" anyone?
J:
"Just below the waistline"
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