Pedro and Carlos...

[Jordy]

Pedro and Carlos are panhandling in Los Angeles.
Pedro drives a Lexus SUV, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
Carlos asks Pedro how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10.00 bills every day.
Pedro says, "Look at your sign. It reads: "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support. Look at *my* sign."
Carlos looks at Pedro's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico for good."

[Baja Big Dog]

Used to wear a sign "Will work for food"
Now Im at 400 lbs, a guy pulls up and says "You must work a lot of overtime"

[Jordy]

Used to wear a sign "Will work for food"
Now Im at 400 lbs, a guy pulls up and says "You must work a lot of overtime"
Funny!!!