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Thread: Are you politically correct?????????

  1. #1
    73beast
    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
    1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN"
    2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE"
    3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE"
    4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY"
    5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION"
    6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED "
    7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"
    8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED"
    9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE"
    10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED"
    11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR"
    12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER"
    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
    1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY"
    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN"
    3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS"
    4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION"
    5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS"
    6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL"
    7. He does not have his "head up his ass" - He develops a case of
    "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION"
    8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY"
    9. He is n! ot afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He has "MARRIAGE DEFICIT DISORDER"
    10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED"
    11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE

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  3. #3
    Jbb
    I'm very PC orineted (http://www.***boat.com/forums/showth...PC#post1681021)
    orineted.......lol.....

  4. #4
    Senior Member
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    orineted.......lol.....
    Kiss my ass you fockin retarded spell nazi.
    PC Translation: Please refrain from ridiculing my inadequate spelling skills even though you are a spelling policeman.

  5. #5
    Jbb
    Kiss my ass you fockin retarded spell nazi.
    PC Translation: Please refrain from ridiculing my inadequate spelling skills even though you are a spelling policeman.
    Spelling policeman...lol..not hardly.....I make more mistakes than anyone.....
    you have been drinking.....haven't you...?

  6. #6
    Jbb
    Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, typical response from the product of our public school system. Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Were you abused as a child? A small penis complex maybe? Did all the lil girls laugh at you when you spelled 'vagina' wrong?
    WELL,
    would you be interested in an unused set of "Hooked On Phonics" tapes?
    Just think, in a few short weeks mean people like JBB couldn't make fun of you anymore! WOW
    Rio
    Correction.....mean people like me would continue to make fun of him....

  7. #7
    Jbb
    JBB, you and I both know it but I was just tryin to peddle a set of tapes.
    Rio

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