Democratic National Convention

[Big Warlock]

2008 Democratic National Convention
Schedule of Events
7:00 pm Opening flag burning
7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.
7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding
8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand
11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay -* Sean Penn
11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean
12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

[framer1]

Sounds about right

[westair]

Throw global warming in there and I think you got it covered.

[NuckinFutz]

The sad thing is this is probably truer than we want to believe.

[Big Warlock]

I thought it was funny as hell. So I had to post it!

[Jordy]

Hey, shouldn't you be overseeing the beach this morning and rating the female joggers??? I can't do it all myself you know.

[Big Warlock]

Hey, shouldn't you be overseeing the beach this morning and rating the female joggers??? I can't do it all myself you know.
I am all over it!!! Have the girls on the beach working out this morning. You're missing it!!!
Oh, and our buddy with the Skater just BOUGHT that place we saw enroute to Woody's. Comprende amigo???

[Jordy]

I am all over it!!! Have the girls on the beach working out this morning. You're missing it!!!
Oh, and our buddy with the Skater just BOUGHT that place we saw enroute to Woody's. Comprende amigo???
Some of us do have to some work to support the economy these days.
Bought the place huh??? Well, when do we get the tour??? :idea:

[Big Warlock]

I spoke to our mutual friend and he is getting the scoop for me. Things are going well for some I guess!!!

[Big Warlock]

BUt I found a place nearby, same island, on the point. See other thread.