I like to think of Jesus, like

[BrianB]

The greatest generation, my ass. Tom Brokaw is a punk!
Please give me the strength and fortitude to endure one last stupefying
v-drive project

[HM]

Please give me the strength and fortitude to endure one last stupefying
v-drive project
You got a lumpy butt.

[Shreve "T"]

[QUOTE=adjones419;2668402]What's the capital of North Carolina?[/QUO
Charlotte..

[Cigalert]

All this Jesus talk makes me want to throw grandpa chips war medals off the London bridge.

[HM]

[QUOTE=adjones419;2668402]What's the capital of North Carolina?[/QUO
Charlotte..
Washington D.C.

[adjones419]

What's the capital of North Carolina?
Charlotte..
Washington, D.C. Come on guys!

[HM]

Washington, D.C. Come on guys!
Bingo!

[Devilman]

Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.
LMAO

[HM]

Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.
LMAO
you made that grace your bitch.

[adjones419]

Remember, the field mouse is fast...but the owl sees at night.