I think that story needs some adjustments.
Dubya would have used the $20 for lunch, then borrowed $500 from the treasury. Then he would have hired Haliburton to provide managed care for the homeless person. Haliburton would have then spent $2500 on personnel and overhead to make sure the homeless person got two bowls of soup, a sleeping bag and a pair of used jeans. Then they would have gotten their congressman to approve $5000 to expand the program to include the other homeless guy down the block.
:jawdrop: :idea: