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Thread: Happy Birthday Monica

  1. #1
    topless
    This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth.
    They grow up so fast, don't they?

  2. #2
    smoker
    I can't wait to hear her new commercial touting her success: "Hi, I'm Monica Lewinsky. Ever since I started on the Jenny Craig Diet, I think twice about everything I put in my mouth..."
    uh huh
    But I'd still like to share a cigar with her.

  3. #3
    Dave C
    how on earth did you know that? is she your idol or something?

  4. #4
    HighRoller
    Ah, the irony. Bill said he didn't inhale. Monica had a dress with Bill's spooge on it so it's obvious she didn't inhale either

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