Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my
sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters,
who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
in Longview, She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to
bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and
honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hilary Clinton for
President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
That's the East Texas way of life.....
The other day I read a story in the paper about a guy that was running a meth lab on his pontoon boat. The cops tried to bust him and he just tossed the Easy Bake oven and the ingredients over the side.......pretty smart for a tweaker.
Yeah East Texas is full of FREAKS !!!!!! Shreveport is only about 10 miles from the Texas line. However what a difference in life styles...10 miles can be. The only good thing about East Texas is when you hit Dallas knowing your on your way back home to Cali.
That's the East Texas way of life.....
The other day I read a story in the paper about a guy that was running a meth lab on his pontoon boat. The cops tried to bust him and he just tossed the Easy Bake oven and the ingredients over the side.......pretty smart for a tweaker.
Not too smart.
The penalties for purposely dumping hazardous chemicals into a waterway are more than for operating a meth lab.
Not too smart.
The penalties for purposely dumping hazardous chemicals into a waterway are more than for operating a meth lab.
Making meth involves hazardous chemicals? :jawdrop:
Who knew?
Not too smart.
The penalties for purposely dumping hazardous chemicals into a waterway are more than for operating a meth lab.
If they use hazardous chemicals to make meth, wouldnt it bad for you?
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