Reply With QuoteWhen your wife reads this you will be reduced to walking, swimming and sleeping in the park on a bench, trully then a bench racer
Yeah, they probably don't even know who he is. LOL
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Single Mothers - Never date single mothers. >>
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Tenets Vs. Tenents
Te·net
Pronunciation: 'te-n&t also 'tE-n&t
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin, he holds, from tenEre to hold
: a principle, belief, or doctrine generally held to be true; especially : one held in common by members of an organization, movement, or profession.
Ten·ant
Pronunciation: 'te-n&nt
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from present participle of tenir to hold
1 a : one who holds or possesses real estate or sometimes personal property (as an annuity) by any kind of right b : one who has the occupation or temporary possession of lands or tenements of another; specifically : one who rents or leases (as a house) from a landlord.
When your wife reads this you will be reduced to walking, swimming and sleeping in the park on a bench, trully then a bench racer
When your wife reads this you will be reduced to walking, swimming and sleeping in the park on a bench, trully then a bench racer
She doesn't read this stuff
She doesn't read this stuff
Why not?
Doesn't she have the hansolater 6.50?
:idea: :idea:
Why not?
Doesn't she have the hansolater 6.50?
:idea: :idea:
She has the original one..........( . )( . )............
She has the original one..........( . )( . )............
And they don't make them like that anymore.................................You are one of a kind.
{Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then your doing something right. >> }
Ok.... you may be on to something here.
And they don't make them like that anymore.................................You are one of a kind.
{Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then your doing something right. >> }
Ok.... you may be on to something here.
I know how to work a room still
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