Oooooh, I forgot one letter. I can't waste time in picking your grammatical errors apart. If you're trying to raise humor, YOU SUCK AT IT!!! Quit using other peoples threads, use your head, not others peoples stuff. Its hack.
For something to be funny you have to first have a sense of humor. I think what djunkie was doing was pointing out the fact that there's 3 sides to every story. His side, her side and the truth.
Lighten up.