So here I am on my way to the fridge to refill my Ol' no7 and Diet when I get cut off!! It was moving so fast I couldn't get a good look but it was beige and had a black front end. If I hadn't stopped suddenly I would have spilled an ice cube on the laminate! All I saw was a curly tail heading away...wait a sec....Nevermind. It was just the Pug in full snort hot pursuit pugtona mode. Thought that Big Block sounded a bit rich!!
Sorry, but I thought I'd try to break the tension with everyone driving like idiots...HEY PUG! GET THE F*&K outta the way! I need a drink!
Sounds to me like alcohol was involved... you were definitely in the wrong!