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> You don't pour your relationship issues out to a 15,000 member public internet forum for boaters.
> Admitting you drive like an ass, and accepting the results of your actions.
> If your wife and kid thinks your magazine photos are too racey for the house.....tell the kid tough sh!t, I'm the Dad and I do what I want.....tell the wife she has more important things to worry about, like ironing the clothes, cleaning the house, and making the food.....oh and taking your mind off the magazine twice a day.
> If you have a couple beers and think you can drive, you probably can. If you have a couple dozen beers and think you can drive, you proabably can't.
> Small cars for the wife are fine, as long as you have a small wife.
> keeping your "feelings" to yourself.
> You don't shop for a "workout partner" on a boating website.
Man-up guys!!!
Feel free to add your own, unless you've let your wife tell you what magazines to read...... :notam:
RTJas
> Residing in Canada and stirring the shit on a boating forum of which most members are thousands of miles away then sitting back and chuckling without remorse as they dismember each other online.
> You don't sink your boat then go on a boating website accepting dough-nations you have no intention of returning if said boat isn't recovered.
> Being kind to and respectful of animals regardless of how big a celebrity you are or how big and tough you look or how well you throw a football for millions more than most average people will make in a lifetime.
> The only times you sit down to take a piss is if you're too drunk to stand, too sleepy to hit the bowl, you are simultaneously taking a dump (or at a minimum having a strong volley of machine gun farts), or too old to know better. Yard pissing is also encouraged and is a natural weed killer if applied correctly saving the environment from chemical toxins and saving water from flushing.
