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  1. #1
    Saw this on another forum.
    (I do not read the Wash. Post.)
    "The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the "Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. Remember, the following winning entries were printed in the newspaper exactly as they appear below.
    Third place:
    There once was a girl named Lewinsky,
    Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
    'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
    On this flute made of beef
    That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
    Second place:
    Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
    "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski.
    Since you made such a mess,
    Use the hem of your dress;
    And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
    And the winning entry:
    Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
    What Kaczynski must surely have known:
    That an intern is better
    Than a bomb in a letter
    When deciding how best to be blown"

  2. #2
    Funny ones! Thx.

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