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Thread: Our Goverment at Work

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    A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.
    The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the
    service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for
    three years."
    The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points
    toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in
    any way?
    The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded
    near me and blew my testicles off."
    The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you
    right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM. You
    can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 AM.
    The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from
    8:00 AM to 4:00 PM then why do you want me to come in
    at 10:00 AM?"
    "This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For
    the first two hours we stand around scratching our point in you coming in for that.

  2. #2
    Dave C
    golf clap :devil:

  3. #3
    Lmao!!:d :d

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    Baja Big Dog
    :d :d :d

  5. #5
    Baja Big Dog
    :d :d

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