What do you say when the Mormons come knocking on your door

[Pussywhippled]

I tell them:
Zip it up, and zip it out...
They say:
Ah, ah, ok, bye bye.

[riverracerx]

Tell them you believe in one God and one Bible.

[HM]

I just tell them I picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt. Cuz I like to party.

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

I sent them to Menifee, there are a lot of people over there that need saving
Funny, I sent them all to Murrieta to save all of the HippoChristians. They must be getting tired of going back and forth up the 215.
You guys are cracking me up.

[iRepo]

Don't say a word and just shut the door while they are speaking.

[fatboy95]

I'd be happy to listen while they are detailing my car and truck.

[Sleek-Jet]

Tell them you believe in one God and one Bible.
But did you know there is another testiment of Jesus Christ... that Christ visited the people in a distant land after the ressurection??
It's all here in your free copy of the Book of Mormon...

[gramps]

I tell them I'm out of beer and on my way to the liquor store for more and ask them to drive me there.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

well you can also turn the t.v up rally loud and let them know you are in the middle of the excorcist..

[Wavemaker]

"Honey it's for you!" and immediately move very quickly away from the door into another room.:jawdrop: