So I sez.......Hey.......Lama!

[Jbb]

....How bout a little something ...you know ...for the effort.....and he says.......

[hoolign]

....How bout a little something ...you know ...for the effort.....and he says.......
'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. :idea:

[Steamin' Rice]

so I got that goin' for me...

[Tom Brown]

Classic.

[Sleek-Jet]

....How bout a little something ...you know ...for the effort.....and he says.......
unga... unga... unga galloonga...
which means...
when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness

[Jordy]

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. :jawdrop:

[charlyox]

So he stiffs me and says gunga gadunga.

[Rock-A-Bye-Baby]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking

[jh4rt]

"...so I got that going for me,....which is nice..."

[Froggystyle]

$20 says he eats it...