** Dead Chick In My Jaquzzi **

[32sunrkt]

** Sunday morning Villa Siena Apts in Irvine, Main Pool **
A couple comes to sit down, have coffee & read paper. They look over
at jaquzzi and discover a face down floater... Apperantly, some gal hopped fence late nite and sat in teh jaquzz while probably wasted and passed out. I dont buy it, how many gals woudl 1) hop a fence alone 2) sit in jaquzzi - alone..? :idea:
Oh well, just shows ya dont have to go to Havasu to die in the water ...
- R

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

** Sunday morning Villa Siena Apts in Irvine, Main Pool **
A couple comes to sit down, have coffee & read paper. They look over
at jaquzzi and discover a face down floater... Apperantly, some gal hopped fence late nite and sat in teh jaquzz while probably wasted and passed out. I dont buy it, how many gals woudl 1) hop a fence alone 2) sit in jaquzzi - alone..? :idea:
Oh well, just shows ya dont have to go to Havasu to die in the water ...
- R
Can they charge you with anything???
thats scary.:jawdrop:

[RiverDave]

Alcohol may have been a factor
RD

[32sunrkt]

Letter on my door today :
Dear valued resisdents:
We are writing to informa you about an incident that occured in a public area of Villa Siena over the weekend. A woman was discovered unconscious in one of our jaquzzi's on Sunday Monring. Authorities attemped to revive her, but, sadly they were unsuccessful. Officials are conducting a battery of tests to determine the cause of death. The Irvine Police dept say there is no evidence of foul play...

[Sleek-Jet]

Alcohol may have been a factor
RD
We need a law banning drunk jacuzziing...
What would that be JWI???
We could form a group... BADJES... Boaters Against Drunk Jacuzzing E S <---- because we don't have enough imagination to figure out what the "E" and the "S" should stand for... But BADJES is a really cool acronym...
Someone pass me a beer...

[thumbs]

Can they charge you with anything???
thats scary.:jawdrop:
Why would they charge him with anything? He is just a resident at the complex.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Why would they charge him with anything? He is just a resident at the complex.
I thought it was a house..

[Havasu1986]

** Sunday morning Villa Siena Apts in Irvine, Main Pool **
A couple comes to sit down, have coffee & read paper. They look over
at jaquzzi and discover a face down floater... Apperantly, some gal hopped fence late nite and sat in teh jaquzz while probably wasted and passed out. I dont buy it, how many gals woudl 1) hop a fence alone 2) sit in jaquzzi - alone..? :idea:
Oh well, just shows ya dont have to go to Havasu to die in the water ...
- R
Here you go Mrs. FlyingVee

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Here you go Mrs. FlyingVee
I didn't see the headline.. :jawdrop:

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Letter on my door today :
Dear valued resisdents:
We are writing to informa you about an incident that occured in a public area of Villa Siena over the weekend. A woman was discovered unconscious in one of our jaquzzi's on Sunday Monring. Authorities attemped to revive her, but, sadly they were unsuccessful. Officials are conducting a battery of tests to determine the cause of death. The Irvine Police dept say there is no evidence of foul play...
I like that. They said she was found "unconscious". Sounds a lot better than she was found dead. I hate p/c and vague terms.