I like to think of Thumpertalkers like...

[That Guy]

People often wonder "exactly what is is Tub Thumper"....but I know better you dummy....it is someone who loves boffing fat chicks....I mean seriously how hard it that......

[Froggystyle]

"Why would you want to post on one forum and get kicked off of another at the same time?"
"Cuz' I like to party..."

[Froggystyle]

People often wonder "exactly what is is Tub Thumper"....but I know better you dummy....it is someone who loves boffing fat chicks....I mean seriously how hard it that......
Read a comic book sometime...

[That Guy]

S&W 500 with hollow tips and a laser pointer...because I like to party.
Now that's a tub thumping party.....

[That Guy]

Read a comic book sometime...
I don't have time for comic books....I'm busy with my full-time job as a magician....

[Phat Matt]

I like to think of thumper talkers on a long magical ride through the winding single track in the pristine forest, but instead of a cushion for a seat, they have a stick. Because they're really butt humpers.

[Froggystyle]

Brian: "Chickenfockers problem is entirely megalomaniacal. But we all need to go along with this, because he's in a delicate state."
Matt: "So, when you say megalomaniacal, you mean, like he could start a fire with his thoughts?"
Brian: "No, not at all. It means that his powers are all in his mind."
Matt: "I'm just saying, sometimes you get a knock on the head, buy a four stroke, hump a sheep and become a crappy moderator and you get special powers."
Tom: "Right."
Matt: "It happens all the time. Read a comic book, okay?"

[MR HARLEY]

I like to think of them like a retarded ninja fighting off shadow people with num-chucks.
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z...oat/ninjas.gif

[That Guy]

Brian: "Chickenfockers problem is entirely megalomaniacal. But we all need to go along with this, because he's in a delicate state."
Matt: "So, when you say megalomaniacal, you mean, like he could start a fire with his thoughts?"
Brian: "No, not at all. It means that his powers are all in his mind."
Matt: "I'm just saying, sometimes you get a knock on the head, buy a four stroke, hump a sheep and become a crappy moderator and you get special powers."
Tom: "Right."
Matt: "It happens all the time. Read a comic book, okay?"
Wes....surely you know better than to listen to Matt....I mean he's been banned from the entire internet.....

[Froggystyle]

"There's something I want to get off my chest. And it's about that summer when you went away to community college. I got a offer to do All-Man magazine... and I did it. I did a full spread for All-Man magazine. I mean spread, man. I pulled my butt apart and stuff... and I was totally nude, and it was weird. I had to do what they called "Extreme" insertions of some everyday household objects, and even some of my shop tools. I-- I mean, you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Chicken Hauler. But I just wanted you to know that. If you could hear me, if it got into your brain somehow that I spread my butt cheeks as Chicken Hauler."