No one has ever proven that salmonella is dangerous, or even that it exists. It's a myth perpetrated by people who wish to take away our fun.
Even if it does exist, it is completely irrelevant because you could just as easily be killed by the ebola virus, therefore, protecting yourself from salmonella is a complete waste of time.
Therefore, feel free to wander into a field, pick a cow up by the hind legs, burry your face in it's ass, and take a bite.
Enjoy, my friend.
What about E-coli Tom? I find the whole face in a cow's ass thing somewhat disturbing and am not attracted to doing this regardless of the salmonella issue.
With that said I'm heading over to the market now and chomp down a nice bloody Porterhouse right in the isle. Thanks for extinguishing my concerns.
Threadjack complete.