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  1. #1
    This is for all the homo's out there to think about bidding on .....

  2. #2
    I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
    And my penis was missing again.
    This happens all the time.
    It's detachable.
    [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
    This comes in handy a lot of the time.
    I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
    or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
    But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
    and the next morning I can't for the life of me
    remember what I did with it.
    First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
    So I called up the place where the party was,
    they hadn't seen it either.
    I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
    'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
    But not this time.
    So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
    I called a few people who were at the party,
    but they were no help either.
    I was starting to get desperate.
    I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
    It makes me feel like less of a man,
    and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
    After a few hours of searching the house,
    and calling everyone I could think of,
    I was starting to get very depressed,
    so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
    Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
    where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
    I saw my penis lying on a blanket
    next to a broken toaster oven.
    Some guy was selling it.
    I had to buy it off him.
    He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
    I took it home, washed it off,
    and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
    People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
    but I don't know.
    Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
    I like having a detachable penis.

  3. #3
    Saw that this morning and contemplated posting here. Cant imagine people bidding on something like that.

  4. #4
    New meaning to the phrase "hard on"

  5. #5
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    This is for all the homo's out there to think about bidding on .....
    I have a feeling the more affluent bench racers will be all over this.

  6. #6
    Baja Big Dog
    Rosie O Donnell is gonna be all over this!!!

  7. #7
    I have a feeling the more affluent bench racers will be all over this.
    Rex "the big baller, staking his claim" one?

  8. #8
    Saw the title and immediately thought it sounded like something to be moved to bench racers.

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