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Thread: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

  1. #1
    ChumpChange
    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? You decide.
    Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises A llah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 cal pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
    .................................................. ..........
    Democrat's A nswer:
    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    What does the law say about this situation?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
    Should I call 9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    What can I do to understand his behavior, to relate to his concerns?
    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
    .................................................. ..........
    Republican's A nswer:
    B A N G!
    .................................................. ..........
    Southerner's Answer:
    B A NG! B A NG! B A NG! B A NG! B A NG! B A NG!
    B A NG! B A NG!
    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    B A NG! B A NG! B A NG! B A NG! B A NG! B A NG!
    B A NG! B A NG!
    Click
    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
    Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
    Son: "Can I shoot the next one?!"
    Wife: "You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!"

  2. #2
    River Runin
    Can you humm DIXILAND?? ---Do Bears $hit it the woods!?
    A Dem all my life untill a few years ago---There just DEMWITS NOW!!!

  3. #3
    Liberator TJ1984
    You wouldn't want to take it to the taxidermist !
    I hear them things stink to hog heaven

  4. #4
    RiverOtter
    Y'all know where I'm coming from

  5. #5
    caroftheweek
    That is freaking awsome

  6. #6
    River Lynchmob
    What do ya'll recon?

  7. #7
    78TaylorSS460
    Thats funny!! Southerner for sure!

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  9. #9
    MADDOG355
    The only problem is the Glock, It would eather be a 1911 or the old Ruger

  10. #10
    Boatcop
    If it had been me it woud go:
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    No reload necessary.
    Oh. And I'm a Republican.

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