Simple Spanish Translation needed...

[Outnumbered]

Lately we have been having tons of these "south of the border types" hanging flyers on our front door. My wife and I are sick of these fockers dropping their shit on our doorstep and looking in the front door glass in the process.
Anyway, I need to have some HOA approved signs made that say something like: NO TRESPASSING and NO FLYERS ... or ... NO TRESPASSING and NO ADVERTISING, in Spanish of course.
Please don't trick me into putting a sign near my door that says BLOW ME or something like that.
Thanks

[lucky]

Lately we have been having tons of these "south of the border types" hanging flyers on our front door. My wife and I are sick of these fockers dropping their shit on our doorstep and looking in the front door glass in the process.
Anyway, I need to have some HOA approved signs made that say something like: NO TRESPASSING and NO FLYERS or NO ADVERTISING, in Spanish of course.
Please don't trick me into putting a sign near my door that says BLOW ME or something like that.
Thanks
Would be better off posting La migra is in da casa! unduley and audio's

[copterzach]

No trespassing.........NO PASE No advertisements......NO ADVERTENCIA AQUI, POR FAVOR
You should be able to buy the sign somewhere

[Ziggy]

plenty of free translation sites on the web...just google "free translator"

[Schiada76]

Chupa Mey Me Verga Puerco Llaveos
spelling might be a little off

[Outnumbered]

plenty of free translation sites on the web...just google "free translator"
I know but they always say it may not translate correctly and I don't want to do it wrong.
Thanks

[Outnumbered]

Chupa Mey Me Verga Puerco Llaveos
spelling might be a little off
See, this is what I am talking about...focker

[cdog]

How about one of these but photo shop a shot gun in there.
http://www.***boat.com/forums/image....l/tac1100s.jpg

[Outnumbered]

No trespassing.........NO PASE No advertisements......NO ADVERTENCIA AQUI, POR FAVOR
You should be able to buy the sign somewhere
Thanks

[Biglue]

Favor de no trespasar o poner advertencias.
O los voy agarrar a putasos.
There you go.