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Thread: Bench Racer court is in session.

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    Biglue
    The honorable Judge Salad de Toss Maximus presiding.
    It is alleged that one of the members of this fine organization is up and around congregating and socializing even as far as fornicating with members of the opposite gender....women if you will. This alleged peritrator is Lucky. He has betrayed every law and rule of our organization and sought "the dirty" outside of this mating tribe. This my friends is an outrage. Such an offensive crime is punishable by the rhinocerous ram. This punishment includes Lucky tied up and bent over a fence with a target painted on his buttocks (you can imagine where the bullseye is) and setting a rhino free, running and hitting said bullseye. Betrayal of bench racing should be dealt with swift and unforgiving punishment. Now if we're gonna do this, let's hurry up before PETA finds out what we're planning with this rhino.

  2. #2
    photo chick
    That really is cruel and unusual punishment for the Rhino........not to mention the on lookers! :jawdrop:

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    Kim Hanson
    That really is cruel and unusual punishment for the Rhino........not to mention the on lookers! :jawdrop:
    Rhino don't see shit he sees dirt and runs ! On lookers? He has a peanut gallery with him, Lucky is screwed.........( . )( . )...........

  4. #4
    HOSS
    blown dirt

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    Kim Hanson
    blown dirt
    I see spitting at the worst.......( . )( . )..............

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    HOSS
    lmmfao

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    lucky
    I love you too lou don't worry I still use the word fag and shit and shit . Hey how do you get a rino to cum - Put it in gear

  8. #8
    396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
    I see spitting at the worst.......( . )( . )..............
    Did you ring??

  9. #9
    Kim Hanson
    Did you ring??
    Nope, don't know your phone number ........( . )( . ).........

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    396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
    Nope, don't know your phone number ........( . )( . ).........
    1-800-gm-truck Call me

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