Things that make you go hhhmmm

[RiverToysJas]

You guys need to quit marrying retarded women
OUCH!
RTJas :idea:

[Mrs.Racer277]

:idea: So I am up at Havasu with the wife and kid having a great time. Get off the water with no ramp frolics and head back to the house we rent by Windsor. The owner has his boat in the deep side of the garage and I want to back mine into the short side in the shade to wipe it down. I have my wife standing inside the garage helping me back in giving me verbal instructions (STOP: good idea or bad to have wife help with backing in to tight spot with boat? : ). So, I am backing up slowly, I hear my wife yelling "more", and I continue to back up, she yells "more" and I keep going. Then, I hear a smashing sound and my wife screams. :jawdrop: Then, I scream in my truck because I realize my baby is hurt. (My boat, not my wife). I get out to check the damage and find out she backed me into the plastic sink in the garage which my lab 5 blade destroyed. WTF...How can this happen when she is standing in the back giving directions? :idea: and then I get yelled at like its my fault. I need another drink....
Why is it always our fault???
Some wives CAN actually drive the truck and the boat.

[EAZYKILLER2006]

You guys need to quit marrying retarded women
hey by the way Kim who's side are you on?
LOL

[phebus]

So, let me guess, you smacked the sink with the boat, snapped at the wife, and now your in the doghouse? I feel your pain.

[HavaSkank]

hey by the way Kim who's side are you on?
LOL
Im like a hermaphrodite on this issue

[EAZYKILLER2006]

You guys need to quit marrying retarded women
Im like a hermaphrodite on this issue
Lol
yippie!!!
we are here
Exit9
LOL you know what that means
LOL
no service till carls jr

[Lavey29]

So, let me guess, you smacked the sink with the boat, snapped at the wife, and now your in the doghouse? I feel your pain.
That about sums up my day perfectly...

[uvindex]

Then, I hear a smashing sound and my wife screams. :jawdropid you specifically tell her to scream BEFORE you smashed into something? If not -- hubby's fault!
Just kidding. Sorry about the crash.

[ratso]

The only solution I see to your problem is Divorce...

[River Runin]

:idea: So I am up at Havasu with the wife and kid having a great time. Get off the water with no ramp frolics and head back to the house we rent by Windsor. The owner has his boat in the deep side of the garage and I want to back mine into the short side in the shade to wipe it down. I have my wife standing inside the garage helping me back in giving me verbal instructions (STOP: good idea or bad to have wife help with backing in to tight spot with boat? :idea: ). So, I am backing up slowly, I hear my wife yelling "more", and I continue to back up, she yells "more" and I keep going. Then, I hear a smashing sound and my wife screams. :jawdrop: Then, I scream in my truck because I realize my baby is hurt. (My boat, not my wife). I get out to check the damage and find out she backed me into the plastic sink in the garage which my lab 5 blade destroyed. WTF...How can this happen when she is standing in the back giving directions? :idea: and then I get yelled at like its my fault. :idea: I need another drink....
Genetics!! lol