A teacher was doing a study testing senses of first graders using a
bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red........cherry,"
"Yellow.....lemon,"
"Green.......lime,"
Orange ........orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all Honey Lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!!! They're Assholes!!!" :jawdrop:
Funny stuff
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