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    Mrs. 20
    Here are the winners of the Washington Post's Mensa
    Invitational, which once again asked readers to take any word from the
    dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and
    supplying a new definition.
    The 2006 winners are:
    1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying (or building) a house,
    which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period
    of time.
    2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
    3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
    until you realize that it was your money to start with.
    4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
    5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that
    stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,
    shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
    6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
    purpose of getting laid.
    7 . Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
    8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and
    the person who doesn't get it.
    9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
    10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
    11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
    12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these
    really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.
    13. Decafalon: (n .): The grueling event of getting through the
    day consuming only things that are good for you.
    14. Glibido: All talk and no action.
    15. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
    when they come at you rapidly.
    16. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just
    after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
    17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets
    into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
    18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a
    worm in the fruit you're eating.
    The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions
    to its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate
    meanings for common words. And the winners are:
    1. Coffee, (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
    2. Flabbergasted, (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight
    one has gained.
    3. Abdicate, (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat
    4. Esplanade, (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
    5. Willy-Nilly, (adj.) impotent.
    6. Negligent, (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when
    wearing only a nightgown.
    7. Lymph, (v.) to walk with a lisp.
    8. Gargoyle, (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.
    9. Flatulence, (n.) emergency vehicle that picks up someone who
    has been run over by a steamroller.
    10. Balderdash, (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
    11. Testicle, (n.) a humorous question on an exam.
    12. Rectitude, (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by
    13. Pokemon, (n.) a Rastafaria n proctologist.
    14. Oyster, (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with
    15. Frisbeetarianism, (n.) the belief that, after death, the
    soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
    16. Circumvent, (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts
    worn by Jewish men.

  2. #2
    Dogmatic: Energy generating device attached to your dog's tail.
    (insert M. Vick joke here)

  3. #3
    Dingleberry: 1. Guy who runs his new boat into fixed object the first day. 2. Guy who negligently parks Jeep uphill from large body of water.

  4. #4
    Idiolectual - over educated idiot

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