He is a dick. I tried calling him last night around 11:30pm when the Imperial County Sheriffs had us cornered in the desert and I couldn't get a hold of him.
Well he then tried to call me back and I couldn't answer it because my phone locked up. Next thing you know I am getting a ride in the back of the cops SUV. I blame him for my phone locking up!
I think he used his special dick powers to lock up my phone. Dick!