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  1. #1
    M!ssAtlas
    You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951.
    Everyone is in a band.
    Statutory rape laws dont exist here.
    You can drink JAGER straight from the bottle
    You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", Fontucky, and "Victimville" to refer to places
    When you go to parties you bring your own beer
    and guard it with your life
    A party isn't a party until the cops come and someone gets knocked out
    The whos gonna drive home conversation is decided by who has the fewest number of D.U.I.'s
    Your friends try to act as white trash as possible but their parents live in million dollar houses and drive $100,000 cars
    You know at least 10 people with a tattoo of either their last name, a star, or flames
    At least half the guys you see are wearing black Active socks
    When all of your girlfriends went off to college, and all your guy friends stayed home to work construction
    Even the people you havent seen since high school still manage to find out what and who you are doing
    You walk into Ralphs or Rite Aid and see at least 5 people you know
    When you like the Angels and go to their games frequently
    You participate in the cycle of: A) Seeing old people at parties and then B) Being the old people at parties.
    "**** Yo Couch" is the most common phrase in your vocabulary.
    You walk to your truck at Victoria gardens and mistaking put your key in one of the other 50 black lifted ones.
    You still miss Metro and Gotham.
    You find yourself at Twins on Thursday nights cheering for your friend whos doing the dance contest!!!
    You know what a Bro and what a Bro Hoe is.
    You love Wahoos!!!!
    You go to Yard house on Friday nights.
    You go to the Branding Iron on Wednesday nights.
    You know what people do at "the Top of Haven "
    Your whole life is DRAMA.
    You cant start a day without Starbucks.
    You run into your ex's ALL the time.
    When you prefer ROCKSTAR over Redbull
    You love to eat BJs Pazookies..
    You were disappointed to learn that Hemet is no longer the Meth capital of the world
    You know what an emo is
    You have been to a sex toy party
    You have been to a Cromwell, Dose of Adolescence, or Rufio concert.
    You know someone who works at Active, Bostons, or Hooters
    Every hot guy you know is on Roids.. And they deny it!
    You like to go to Hooters and not for the chicken wings
    Every radio station fades into Spanish at least once during your commute.
    You know that snoop dogg lives 10 min away and where his house is.
    You go to either Glamis or Lake Havasu every other weekend
    You know the side streets when there is traffic Friday night on the 15 North
    You eat 99 cent tacos from Jack in the Box at 2am
    You know what the channel and the Sand Bar are
    You know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows Travis Barker

  2. #2
    ratso
    You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951.
    Everyone is in a band.
    Statutory rape laws dont exist here.
    You can drink JAGER straight from the bottle
    You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", Fontucky, and "Victimville" to refer to places
    When you go to parties you bring your own beer
    and guard it with your life
    A party isn't a party until the cops come and someone gets knocked out
    The whos gonna drive home conversation is decided by who has the fewest number of D.U.I.'s
    Your friends try to act as white trash as possible but their parents live in million dollar houses and drive $100,000 cars
    You know at least 10 people with a tattoo of either their last name, a star, or flames
    At least half the guys you see are wearing black Active socks
    When all of your girlfriends went off to college, and all your guy friends stayed home to work construction
    Even the people you havent seen since high school still manage to find out what and who you are doing
    You walk into Ralphs or Rite Aid and see at least 5 people you know
    When you like the Angels and go to their games frequently
    You participate in the cycle of: A) Seeing old people at parties and then B) Being the old people at parties.
    "**** Yo Couch" is the most common phrase in your vocabulary.
    You walk to your truck at Victoria gardens and mistaking put your key in one of the other 50 black lifted ones.
    You still miss Metro and Gotham.
    You find yourself at Twins on Thursday nights cheering for your friend whos doing the dance contest!!!
    You know what a Bro and what a Bro Hoe is.
    You love Wahoos!!!!
    You go to Yard house on Friday nights.
    You go to the Branding Iron on Wednesday nights.
    You know what people do at "the Top of Haven "
    Your whole life is DRAMA.
    You cant start a day without Starbucks.
    You run into your ex's ALL the time.
    When you prefer ROCKSTAR over Redbull
    You love to eat BJs Pazookies..
    You were disappointed to learn that Hemet is no longer the Meth capital of the world
    You know what an emo is
    You have been to a sex toy party
    You have been to a Cromwell, Dose of Adolescence, or Rufio concert.
    You know someone who works at Active, Bostons, or Hooters
    Every hot guy you know is on Roids.. And they deny it!
    You like to go to Hooters and not for the chicken wings
    Every radio station fades into Spanish at least once during your commute.
    You know that snoop dogg lives 10 min away and where his house is.
    You go to either Glamis or Lake Havasu every other weekend
    You know the side streets when there is traffic Friday night on the 15 North
    You eat 99 cent tacos from Jack in the Box at 2am
    You know what the channel and the Sand Bar are
    You know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows Travis Barker
    Funny...

  3. #3
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    Lol!! :d

  4. #4
    ol guy
    Got to love it when your'e area goes to caca. And then figure out the OC gang that cant afford to live IN THE BEACH move out here and bring the karma along for the ride.

  5. #5
    HDF WATERDOG
    Good thing I live in 951 with a 909 cell

  6. #6
    Phat Matt
    You find yourself at Twins on Thursday nights cheering for your friend whos doing the dance contest!!!
    Every radio station fades into Spanish at least once during your commute.
    I started that night 7 years ago.
    We did upgrade our signal a few months ago to boost it in Riverside and Corona.

  7. #7
    SandbarScot
    Sounds like the 951...just take out Victoria Gardens and the top of Haven.

  8. #8
    whiteworks
    you know your 909 when you went to UCLH "university of cucamonga left on haven" for 6 years and still don't have an AA

  9. #9
    BajaMike
    You know you're from the 909 if...........you know what a D'Elias's Grinder is.....

  10. #10
    Riomouse911
    You know you're from the 909 when you have to explain that Bakers is a "white trash In-n-out" when your Huntington Beach buddies come out and visit.

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