You Know your from the 909 If...

[RVReady]

You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951.
Everyone is in a band.
Statutory rape laws dont exist here.
You can drink JAGER straight from the bottle
You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", Fontucky, and "Victimville" to refer to places
When you go to parties you bring your own beer
and guard it with your life
A party isn't a party until the cops come and someone gets knocked out
The whos gonna drive home conversation is decided by who has the fewest number of D.U.I.'s
Your friends try to act as white trash as possible but their parents live in million dollar houses and drive $100,000 cars
You know at least 10 people with a tattoo of either their last name, a star, or flames
At least half the guys you see are wearing black Active socks
When all of your girlfriends went off to college, and all your guy friends stayed home to work construction
Even the people you havent seen since high school still manage to find out what and who you are doing
You walk into Ralphs or Rite Aid and see at least 5 people you know
When you like the Angels and go to their games frequently
You participate in the cycle of: A) Seeing old people at parties and then B) Being the old people at parties.
"**** Yo Couch" is the most common phrase in your vocabulary.
You walk to your truck at Victoria gardens and mistaking put your key in one of the other 50 black lifted ones.
You still miss Metro and Gotham.
You find yourself at Twins on Thursday nights cheering for your friend whos doing the dance contest!!!
You know what a Bro and what a Bro Hoe is.
You love Wahoos!!!!
You go to Yard house on Friday nights.
You go to the Branding Iron on Wednesday nights.
You know what people do at "the Top of Haven "
Your whole life is DRAMA.
You cant start a day without Starbucks.
You run into your ex's ALL the time.
When you prefer ROCKSTAR over Redbull
You love to eat BJs Pazookies..
You were disappointed to learn that Hemet is no longer the Meth capital of the world
You know what an emo is
You have been to a sex toy party
You have been to a Cromwell, Dose of Adolescence, or Rufio concert.
You know someone who works at Active, Bostons, or Hooters
Every hot guy you know is on Roids.. And they deny it!
You like to go to Hooters and not for the chicken wings
Every radio station fades into Spanish at least once during your commute.
You know that snoop dogg lives 10 min away and where his house is.
You go to either Glamis or Lake Havasu every other weekend
You know the side streets when there is traffic Friday night on the 15 North
You eat 99 cent tacos from Jack in the Box at 2am
You know what the channel and the Sand Bar are
You know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows Travis Barker
LMAO

[WishIknew]

909 And Proud!!!!!!! Fock You 951 Wanta Bee's

[PaPaG]

909 And Proud!!!!!!! Fock You 951 Wanta Bee's
Hey dont you have a 951 cell?

[WishIknew]

Nope 909 Baby

[PaPaG]

Nope 909 Baby
I hear some of the fastest MotoX riders are from 909

[Liquid Courage]

.....You like to post trivial bullsh!t on ***boat that has nothing to do with boating.....

[WishIknew]

.....You like to post trivial bullsh!t on ***boat that has nothing to do with boating.....
661 Suck ass area ?????? have another cocktail!!!!!!!!!

[cdog]

You know you're from the 909 when you have to explain that Bakers is a "white trash In-n-out" when your Huntington Beach buddies come out and visit.
HAAAAAAAAAAAA! Good one...

[thatguy]

You know you are 909 when you are the only one who gives a damn what area code you live in. Get It?
Tommy

[M!ssAtlas]

.....You like to post trivial bullsh!t on ***boat that has nothing to do with boating.....
You clicked on the thread though... its gives poeple something to look at and laugh. obviously you dont have a sence of humor. But again YOU clicked on the thread so you must had beed interested :idea: :idea: :idea: