You Know your from the 909 If...

[Phat Matt]

You clicked on the thread though... its gives poeple something to look at and laugh. obviously you dont have a sence of humor. But again YOU clicked on the thread so you must had beed interested :idea: :idea: :idea:
I think he does have a sense of humor. He posted a .

[ColeTR2]

You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951.
Everyone is in a band.
You can drink JAGER straight from the bottle
You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", Fontucky, and "Victimville" to refer to places
You know at least 10 people with a tattoo of either their last name, a star, or flames
Even the people you havent seen since high school still manage to find out what and who you are doing
You walk into Ralphs or Rite Aid and see at least 5 people you know
When you like the Angels and go to their games frequently
You walk to your truck at Victoria gardens and mistaking put your key in one of the other 50 black lifted ones.
You go to Yard house on Friday nights.
You go to the Branding Iron on Wednesday nights.
You know what people do at "the Top of Haven "
Your whole life is DRAMA.
You cant start a day without Starbucks.
You have been to a sex toy party
Every radio station fades into Spanish at least once during your commute.
You know the side streets when there is traffic Friday night on the 15 North
These are the ones that made me LOL!
Here are some more:
You think you're upper class if you live north of the 210 freeway
You brag that you have a beautiful view of the mountains
There are shopping carts abandoned on every street
You refer to smog as haze
You couldn't wait for the Bass Pro shop to open.
You live in denial that the San Andreas Fault is below your house.
You say you live in Rancho to avoid saying Rancho Cucamonga

[havasurat27]

Damn that was good. Me to a Tee! Love the Glamis or Havi every other weekend. 909 is heaven!

[WishIknew]

Damn that was good. Me to a Tee! Love the Glamis or Havi every other weekend. 909 is heaven!
Some of San Dimas is above the 210 its not where you live its the who's a Baller and who's not

[mark49]

909 where Rosa Maria's sells da bomb burritos...
im on the edge of 909-951 by just a few blocks..
909 excellent hospitals, best parolees and gang members this side of Detroit.
Traveling the downtown area of San berdoo means carrying a gun or wishing you had.
Consistently ranks in the top 20 cities for murders, once hit the top 10
Reported crime in 909 “as per 100 witnesses” we didn’t see a damn thing..
Schools rank in the bottom 1000s
Ebonics was actually introduced before the school district and battled to 2 years.
You go to the inland center and while waiting to pay you’re the only one in line that speaks English.
Your daughter that tested “scored” the highest on (Top three) on the Redlands school job fair was turned down do the fact she was not proficient in Spanish, seems they grade on a curve.
I know just enough Spanish for my business, No paga da la renta……Policecia
Yeah ya gotta love da 909, but on the positive side it does provide me with guaranteed job security owning a property recovery business “evictions” for the past 28 years.
Can youz say yoz for daz 909???
Livin in da Loma Linda you donts got da hood doe
Mark

[Liquid Courage]

661 Suck ass area ?????? have another cocktail!!!!!!!!!
805 baby!
Yes Missatlas, it was a joke..... Sensitive 909ers

[ColeTR2]

909 where Rosa Maria's sells da bomb burritos...
im on the edge of 909-951 by just a few blocks..
909 excellent hospitals, best parolees and gang members this side of Detroit.
Traveling the downtown area of San berdoo means carrying a gun or wishing you had.
Consistently ranks in the top 20 cities for murders, once hit the top 10
Reported crime in 909 “as per 100 witnesses” we didn’t see a damn thing..
Schools rank in the bottom 1000s
Ebonics was actually introduced before the school district and battled to 2 years.
You go to the inland center and while waiting to pay you’re the only one in line that speaks English.
Your daughter that tested “scored” the highest on (Top three) on the Redlands school job fair was turned down do the fact she was not proficient in Spanish, seems they grade on a curve.
I know just enough Spanish for my business, No paga da la renta……Policecia
Yeah ya gotta love da 909, but on the positive side it does provide me with guaranteed job security owning a property recovery business “evictions” for the past 28 years.
Can youz say yoz for daz 909???
Livin in da Loma Linda you donts got da hood doe
Mark
LOL!

[M!ssAtlas]

805 baby!
Yes Missatlas, it was a joke..... Sensitive 909ers
Ya Mr. Liquid I know Its ok.