I had to put my foot down and absolutely forbid my teenage daughter from watching Laguna Beach. I sat next to her while watching it for 5 minutes and I could physically watch the intellect seep from her ears. With every "umm, like no way" I could visualize her brain sustaining damage from the exposure of retarded chick banter.
Watching/listening to the dialog between ignorant little spoiled sluts was just too much for me to bare as a parent.
I unlocked the parental code on my Spice and Playboy channels and told her to have at it. Porn has more artisitic flair, more comprehensive dialog and more of an indepth plot than any MTV drama or reality show.