Skyskier: How does this sound?
Yeah honey don't cry daddy will take care of it. It will be ok...
Now watch this honey...
First I'm going to bitch slap the hell out of him, and duke it out right here on the boat.
Then we're going to tie a ski line around his ankles and drag him back.
Having her witness that kinda thing wouldn't make her cry would it?
Sounds a lot better than this: ...Hello Mom, it's me , your pussywhipped son, I'm calling to tell you my daughter, your grand daughter, is in the hospital with life threatening injuries because she got into a boat with a testosterone challenged obnoxious prick with a TERMINAL case of little man syndrome that was going to show everybody how he could spin out a boat, into the reeds at 70 mph, without rolling it over"..... I truly hope you never have to make that call.