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Thread: Poetry

  1. #1
    OGShocker
    Woman's Poem
    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.
    Man's poem
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
    doesn't rhyme and I don't give a dam.

  2. #2
    Ziggy
    Man's poem
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
    doesn't rhyme and I don't give a dam.I don't know, its kinda nice geting some vocal feedback . Can we get one with a on/off switch?

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