Wtf - Caught My Neighbor

[HM]

Fawk all this worrying. Find the home on the block that is occupied the least amount of time. Everyone in the neighborhood should just daisy chain house to house to that house and let that one person provide water to EVERYONE.
Water should be free anyhow.
Look at Boozer gettin' all socialist and shit.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!:lightsabe

[thatguy]

When I was 17 I shared a trailer with a couple other teenage friends of mine.
In Alaska. We figured out how to run a cord to the neighbors outlet for electricity. Buried in the snow. Went on for a month or so. I drove up one evening and got out of my car. WHAMMO!!
That full grown man knocked the shit out of me and proceeded to give me a SCARY ass kicking!
Never said a word, just beat the holy sh*t out of me. When he was satisfied he walked away and went inside.
In a while I got up and went inside in extreme pain. There were my buddies sitting' on the couch, each with black eyes and numerous bruises. Seems he had started with the 2 at home and caught me as I returned.
To my knowledge, in the 30 year since, NONE of us have stolen anything again.
It's a guaranteed cure. Tommy

[BobbyB]

look at the bright side atleast he is clean....
LOL

[Big Warlock]

When I was 17 I shared a trailer with a couple other teenage friends of mine.
In Alaska. We figured out how to run a cord to the neighbors outlet for electricity. Buried in the snow. Went on for a month or so. I drove up one evening and got out of my car. WHAMMO!!
That full grown man knocked the shit out of me and proceeded to give me a SCARY ass kicking!
Never said a word, just beat the holy sh*t out of me. When he was satisfied he walked away and went inside.
In a while I got up and went inside in extreme pain. There were my buddies sitting' on the couch, each with black eyes and numerous bruises. Seems he had started with the 2 at home and caught me as I returned.
To my knowledge, in the 30 year since, NONE of us have stolen anything again.
It's a guaranteed cure. Tommy
Excellent story. I think we all learn the lesson at some point.

[socalmoney]

Tell him if he wants to use your hose for a shower, he can do it after your cars and boat is washed.
He needs to shower at the gym like all the other respectable dirtbags.
You could also lock off the main at the curb. Nothing special needed, just a pad lock and a water wrench.

[Screaming Pete]

When I was 17 I shared a trailer with a couple other teenage friends of mine.
In Alaska. We figured out how to run a cord to the neighbors outlet for electricity. Buried in the snow. Went on for a month or so. I drove up one evening and got out of my car. WHAMMO!!
That full grown man knocked the shit out of me and proceeded to give me a SCARY ass kicking!
Never said a word, just beat the holy sh*t out of me. When he was satisfied he walked away and went inside.
In a while I got up and went inside in extreme pain. There were my buddies sitting' on the couch, each with black eyes and numerous bruises. Seems he had started with the 2 at home and caught me as I returned.
To my knowledge, in the 30 year since, NONE of us have stolen anything again.
It's a guaranteed cure. Tommy
WOW, that's a lesson..........damm

[BadKachina]

Tell him if he wants to use your hose for a shower, he can do it after your cars and boat is washed.
He needs to shower at the gym like all the other respectable dirtbags.
You could also lock off the main at the curb. Nothing special needed, just a pad lock and a water wrench.
Lock it at the curb, tell him if he tresspasses again your pressing charges. Then tell him if he needs a favor, or he's in a bind, to call you or ask like a man first. I bet he never speaks to you again.
He sounds like a douche bag, and if he'd take water because he "needed" it, he'd take anything he justifies to himself that he "needed".

[77Woodbridge]

You have a problem.
People that lie, cheat and steal will continue to do so as long as you let them. Some people (many on Hot Boat) have the belief that it's ok to lie a little, steal a little or cheat every now and again. They want you to believe you're being too hard on them, etc. etc. BS!!! Call it now and get it stopped or you are in for alot more than this. Time for a sit down with the neighbor. Is his house going into foreclosure? Financial problems? No problem in sitting down and seeing if you can help him figure things out. If not, time for an aprtment or shelter. Otherwise, break out your checkbook, you have a new family!!!
Ditto, it's time for maximum enforcement. At this point your parasite is knowingly or not - testing to see how much he can take from you without consequence. Don't continue to be a victim. A standup guy would have come straight by now and tried to work something out.
Time for your big girl panties

[Mandelon]

video surveilance

[TRIMMIN]

I never knew that could even be done. I wonder what kind of water pressure they got? I'm no plumber, but I think hose bibs are 1/2" and from the street 3/4 to 1" are standard. Correct me if I'm wrong. Like someone else said, renters F'em and neighbors tread lightly. Bummer