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Thread: Sod Is Fake!

  1. #1
    Jbb
    It is!...Its not as if you had a true commitment to yard beautification.....Tilling ,raking , rock removal....seed and fertilizer ...is the way the man meant for it to be....Not this generation of instant gratification.... ...call today ...lawn tomorrow...no sir!
    sod is fake.....and shows a lack of landscape commitment.....
    go in peace.......fukkers...

  2. #2
    RitcheyRch
    I like that new fake grass.

  3. #3
    phebus
    Did sod create god, or did god create sod?

  4. #4
    ULTRA26 # 1
    Answer that question, and Thine Kingdom is yours
    "In Sod We Trust"

  5. #5
    Tom Brown
    When I built the shop at my present house, I had a team come out and place some sod. These guys were first rate. Sure, they sodomized my yard and several of the neighbor's children but the lush lawn I received from the deal was well worth it.

  6. #6
    Jbb
    When I built the shop at my present house, I had a team come out and place some sod. These guys were first rate. Sure, they sodomized not only my yard but several of the neighbor's children but the lush lawn I received from the deal was well worth it.
    Blasphemy...plain and simple...

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    It is!...Its not as if you had a true commitment to yard beautification.....Tilling ,raking , rock removal....seed and fertilizer ...is the way the man meant for it to be....Not this generation of instant gratification.... ...call today ...lawn tomorrow...no sir!
    sod is fake.....and shows a lack of landscape commitment.....
    go in peace.......fukkers...
    don't you mean instant GRASSIFICATION...

  8. #8
    Tom Brown
    May we consider this an endorsement? :idea:
    Yes. I will endorse these men. They really do a job.

  9. #9
    Phat Matt
    Sod is not fake, but it is made by man.

  10. #10
    Phat Matt
    The real sinner here is astroturf.

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