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  1. #1
    topless
    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.
    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."
    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp

  2. #2
    HCS
    I call it. Mowing the field.

  3. #3
    MagicMtnDan
    She shoulda used those scissors on her bush :yuk:

  4. #4
    beyondhelpin
    Funny shiat there!

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