Women are fake

[vee-driven]

Your boob's aren't that big, = wonder bra, implants.
Your ass don't look that good, = expensive jeans.
You aren't that tall, = heels.
Your face don't look that good, = tons of makeup.
your finger nails aint that long = fake nails.
Your hair isn't that color = die job.
Your hair isn't that long, = extensions.
your eyes aren't that color, = contacts.
And you say one thing and mean another but we love ya anyways.

[centerhill condor]

make bad decisions and get a judge to make it "all good"!
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[Biglue]

But yet they're always talking about how they need a real man.

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

LOL, I have to admit, that's a good one. However, if we weren't fake, you wouldn't be so attracted to us.

[photo chick]

I don't wear contacts!

[Biglue]

I don't wear contacts!
Hmm. I love a woman with "original equipment".

[Racey]

Hmm. I love a woman with "original equipment".
Stocker Eh? Maybe a used Factory Sports Car???

[Biglue]

Stocker Eh? Maybe a used Factory Sports Car???
It's no different than admiring a nice 57 Bel Aire. She has a lot of miles on her but still very nice to ride in.

[River Lynchmob]

LOL, I have to admit, that's a good one. However, if we weren't fake, you wouldn't be so attracted to us.
If no women were fake, men wouldn't know any different

[2forcefull]

It's no different than admiring a nice 57 Bel Aire. She has a lot of miles on her but still very nice to ride in.
hey, I got a 57. the interior is still nice
and I've never been in the back seat,
(she won't let me!)
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