I thought this guy was pretty clever......

[NashvilleBound]

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him ' Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his
wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday
.
..........just not very smart

[RitcheyRch]

Focking hilarious

[clownpuncher]

Rick has been missing since Friday
.
..........just not very smart
May not be smart, but, he's a funny mother ****er

[Jyruiz]

Nice.

[Wet Dream]

Thats beautiful

[AZJD]

Just as funny as the first time I heard it. That is a classic that rings so true!!!!

[Dezertrider]

Spectacular!!!!!

[RiverOtter]

Now that is funny