How to make a woman happy ?

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How to make a Woman Happy.................:idea:
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A Sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate
43. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her Out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

[R.A.D.man]

That's a summary of the conversation I had with a buddy yesterday whose marriage may be on the rocks. Poor guy.

[yopengo]

How to make a Woman Happy.................:idea:
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A Sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate
43. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her Out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
That is it.

[MissB]

How to make a Woman Happy.................:idea:
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A Sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate
43. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her Out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
SO true....and SOME oF the rest is true, but most of it goes both ways..:devil:

[Tom Brown]

That list neglects to mention the man had better bring some serious pipe to the party.

[RiverToysJas]

....but most of it goes both ways..:devil:
TRUE! It should be:
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Go both ways
RTJas

[RiverToysJas]

That list neglects to mention the man had better bring some serious pipe to the party.
Careful, you bring too pipe you can scare the ladies off!
That's why I have a big belly....makes my junk look less antimidating.
RTJas

[Outnumbered]

TRUE! It should be:
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Go both ways
RTJas

And one more thing...
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Go both ways
4. Bring Beer

[HavaSkank]

Careful, you bring too pipe you can scare the ladies off!
I fear no penis

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[QUOTE=Outnumbered;2797014]
And one more thing...
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Go both ways
4.Bring your hottest girl friend along