You haven't shit until you've purged salmon tainted with the salmonella virus.
Explosive diarrhea....... that takes me back to my days in 'nam.....
That time you were flying low over suk muk dik.......and that lunch of fish heads and poi hit bottom and the reaction led to a dual engine flameout ....and subsequent ejection...?...into enemy territory?...
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...0/860eject.jpg