Reply With Quotei was married and did 1-4 but she didnt have a chace at 5 but bush is working on 6
SIX KINDS OF.............
1..The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2.. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc.
3.. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4.. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some.
5.. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
6.. There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on.
i was married and did 1-4 but she didnt have a chace at 5 but bush is working on 6
ROFLMAO!! haha...good shit..needed that this morning... :rollside:
Damn funny.. true too.
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