Potentially and realistically

[Strippoker]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'? The father thought for a moment, then
answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million
dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for a
million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd
sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
learn from
that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied,"Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you
kids to a great
University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then
went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you
find out the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are
sitting on three million dollars, but realistically,
we're living
with two hookers and a homo

[yopengo]

lmao

[boat boy]

LOL, that was a good one.

[welk2party]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'? The father thought for a moment, then
answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million
dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for a
million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd
sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
learn from
that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied,"Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you
kids to a great
University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then
went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you
find out the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are
sitting on three million dollars, but realistically,
we're living
with two hookers and a homo
That made me laugh out loud.

[Kazanski]

"Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically,
we're living with two hookers and a homo" :jawdrop:
LOL...that's hilarious!

[plaster dave]

That was really funny.

[BadKachina]

lmao