Buy some Chloroform (sp?) at the local hobby shop, put it on a rag, hold it over her mouth, dissolve an entire bottle of Tylenol PM in hot water while hold the chemical laiden rag over her fat mouth..... next, gently suck up the blue liquid (Tylenol sludge) with a turkey baster, insert into her esophogus, expell until all liquid is gone. If she opens her eyes, use the chem-rag again.
Put a bag around her head with tape (use gloves).....let her fall alseep for ever......go out for a drink, dispose of the material evidence (this is up to you)..then call 911 and say you found her...must have committed suicide.....a chick this nasty probably was contemplating it anyway..do her a favor.
Just one idea!
J/K- :devil: