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Thread: PERFECT FOR THE SANDBAR>>>>>>>

  1. #1
    TRIMM MANN
    Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
    >fridge,
    > he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
    >home. You want it, you take it".
    >For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice
    >at
    >it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
    >It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge
    >for
    >sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
    >Caution! These people Vote
    >=======
    >While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
    >direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
    >him up
    >every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my
    >brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for sometime),
    >she shook
    >her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff"! ...
    >She ALSO votes!
    >==========
    >I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
    >got
    >a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
    >told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
    >He
    >responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
    >quickly, I
    >said, "Uh, Pacific" . . .
    >He ALSO votes!
    >==========
    >My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
    >overheard
    >one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on
    >her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
    >"didn't
    >think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . .
    >She ALSO votes!
    >==========
    >My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through a
    >seat belt if she gets trapped. She ! keeps it in the trunk. . .
    >My sister ALSO votes!
    >===== =====
    >My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
    >discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
    >multiplied
    >2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
    >He ALSO votes!
    >==========
    >I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
    >attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
    >rip out
    >every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear
    >remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...
    >My friend ALSO votes!
    >=========
    >I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
    >lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
    >She
    >smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and
    >I
    >was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane! arrived yet?". .
    >SHE ALSO votes!

  2. #2
    SOMEBEACH
    LMAO Those are great!!

  3. #3
    SummitKarl
    Sweeeeet LMAO
    how you doing Kenny?

  4. #4
    Garrddogg
    oh man those are great!! thanks Kenny!

  5. #5
    TRIMM MANN
    Sweeeeet LMAO
    how you doing Kenny?
    Hey Karl,
    What's up. I am doing awesome. Hope to be coming out there in the next week.
    Hopefully Bobby will be there and we can do some drinking. :crossx:

  6. #6
    TRIMM MANN
    oh man those are great!! thanks Kenny!
    No problem Gary. I thought they were pretty funny.

  7. #7
    Wild Horses
    I would of grabbed 8 more cases of beer. FREE BEER!!

  8. #8
    RiverToysJas
    >My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
    >discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
    >multiplied
    >2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
    >He ALSO votes!
    .....I assume you mean 20% off each case. Because 20% off the total would be the same as 10% off each.
    Funny stuff though!!!
    RTJas

  9. #9
    TRIMM MANN
    .....I assume you mean 20% off each case. Because 20% off the total would be the same as 10% off each.
    Funny stuff though!!!
    RTJas
    ROTFLMFAO

  10. #10
    OGShocker
    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...
    My friend ALSO votes!
    Lucky it wasn't attached to the optional nipple ring. :idea:
    Good stuff, Kenny!

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